Friday, June 29, 2018

“Office Notebook”



c. 2018 Rod Ice
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Note To Readers: What follows is the yield of another sleepless night in Thompson.

2:00 a. m. - Time for coffee.

I was grateful for the hour. One early for most, but late enough from my own perspective to celebrate having managed to sleep for about two hours. After several attempts at being in bed without much restful slumber, I had finally reached the point where exhaustion overwhelmed my joint pain. Having tossed back and forth from my left side to my right, somewhere, the hours slipped by without notice. I was immersed in darkness, hearing nothing but the friendly noise of the box fan on my side table. A sound matched to the medical breeze provided by my CPAP machine.

My pre-dawn ritual was about to begin.

After starting a pot of coffee, I turned on the television. My Black Lab was in his favorite spot on the couch. So I let him snore without interruption. I selected the ‘Tune In’ channel on my Roku, then brought up the Phil Hendrie podcast, episode #1189.

Caffeine awakened my brain cells as the voices went on aural parade. Steve and Bobbie Dooley, Bud Dickman, Robert Leonard, General Gaylen Shaw. And of course, the host, himself. I checked for messages on my phone but there were none. Eventually, my dog wanted to go for a walk. His reward, afterward, was a handful of treats and a slice of fresh bread.

Wrangler likes plain bread. I reckon a low-carb diet would break his canine heart.

3:00 a. m. - Rubbing my eyes.

I pondered watching an episode of Max Headroom, the series broadcast in 1987-88 with Matt Frewer, Amanda Pays, Chris Young, W. Morgan Sheppard and Jeffrey Tambor. It had been on the CW Seed channel, but disappeared in recent weeks. I found it again on the website Dailymotion. The show evoked memories of coming home late from work, at Kresse’s Bi-Rite in Chardon, where I was on the grocery crew. Dinner would consist of leftovers, a 12-pack of beer and whatever was on our cable TV. Sometimes, this meant watching odd films on Cinemax, CNN news, or a videotaped episode of the bombastic Morton Downey, Jr. program. Max had been in the mix, as well. My recollections were hazy. Yet two things had endured across the span of time between then and now. First, the quirky cool of Frewer’s portrayal of the main character as an artificial being. Second, the luscious depth of Pays’ lovely eyes. Seen from my modern perspective as a retired, middle-aged mule, her spark of big-haired, 80’s charm still caused my heartbeat to pause.

4:00 a. m. - Pondering more coffee.

My friend Janis texted just after the hour. I had to re-check my phone to be sure of the time. But my empty coffee pot confirmed that another hour had passed as I sat at the computer.

We chatted in bits and pieces of verbiage, sent between our mobile devices. I began to fear the coming of sunrise. Night was my cloak. My shield against the oppressive force of responsibility. While the world was unconscious, I could roam. Free to imagine while tapping away at the keyboard. A voyager in rhyme. Yet the brightening sky always sapped my power. Like a vampire, I had to seek refuge from the day. Or more accurately stated, my creative self had to flee. In the light of morning, I was simply an aging fellow with bad knees and a disintegrated hip.

I could only finish my work and hope for nightfall to arrive once again, as my friend’s texts grew shorter and fewer in number.

5:00 a. m. - Silence.

Eventually, I realized that my soulmate on the phone had disappeared. Her workday was beginning, in Ashtabula. Meanwhile, my own session at the desktop PC had nearly ended. My Black Lab had chosen a new spot on the living room rug. He snored more loudly than before. I wondered if the extra carbs provided by Schwebels Baking Company had given him a bit of ‘food fatigue.’

A search on Wikipedia revealed that Matt Frewer had reached the esteemed age of 60. Amanda Pays was 59. W. Morgan Sheppard had nearly reached 86. Chris Young, who portrayed a child-prodigy among adults, was 47 years old.

Suddenly, another memory popped up in my Max-flashback. I recalled that Garry Trudeau had created a fictional takeoff of the character called ‘Ron Headrest.’ A stuttering tech-bot, satirically intended to aid President Ronald Reagan. The idea worked so well that it transcended the comic strip, even inspiring off-Broadway performances, a video and a movie. I bought the title song as a 12-inch vinyl single. It was called ‘Rap Master Ronnie.’

I had heard the record played locally on WDMT-FM, from Cleveland.

Having encountered Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five in New York, before moving home to Ohio in 1983, I was taken by the programming available on this local station. It helped influence me to write a ‘Hip-Hop’ tune of my own called ‘Too Bad To Die’ which I recorded on a return visit to the Empire State in 1984. An Internet search revealed historical notes about FM-108, and something more – a post on Mixcloud from one of their ‘Clubstyle’ broadcasts in 1985.


6:00 a. m. - Bedtime.

By now, the darkness had begun to surrender. I bowed my head and gave thanks for what had transpired while I sat at the desk. Now, it was time to write.

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