Wednesday, July 1, 2020

“Three O’ Clock”



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(7-20)




Up early, again.

My Black Lab is close behind as I exit the bed. Watching, crouching, in the shadows of our living room. The morning ritual is set. I always rise too early. This time, long before daybreak. Three o’clock in the morning. Eyes still heavy with sand. My belly full of regrets. Too many rations of Miller Lite, and a ham & cheese triple-decker, too long after dark. Late, late, late.

Nothing new to see here, friends.

I prepare a pot of coffee in the Bunn. Canine friend already eager for his walk. But there are words in my head, just as ready to be loosed into the morning:

“Two old white men, we’re at it again...”

After taking my pooch for his stroll, I have toast and coffee with an episode of the Canadian YouTube series ‘1 Pug Life.’ Followed by a netcast of Phil Hendrie on my phone. Then, the rowdy rage in my head has fully fermented. I can wait no longer.

What I hear from the muse, I must type into print:

Two old white men
We’re at it again
A chance, a choice
The contest of ages
Leader of the free world
Give the prize wheel a whirl
America the Beautiful’
Busted
Broken
Beaten
Bent
Borrowed into poverty
My Country ‘Tis of Thee’
I sing the sweet melody
A familiar refrain
We’re at it again
Dancing in the street
Cops on the beat
Enemies to defeat
Lucrative lies, evil to despise
The last gasp of Brazilian Boys
Making noise
Running rough over the ramparts
Flagpole stab
To the heart
I’m on my radio
In the dark
Mayday! Mayday!’
An unlocked door
Open to a clown-parade of whores
Talking heads
Burning beds
Bristled brushes
Turn to bog rushes
There’s a pundit on the air
Selling snake puree and voodoo hair
The populace to infect
Disease-filled specks
Curse those he protects
Light projects
Leni Riefenstahl
On the jailhouse wall
With a face of modern man
Dripping irony and spray-tan
Caution be damned
A quirky coif
A persistent cough
A name spelled in gold leaf
With the opposition in retreat
Let us eat!”
The victor’s feast
Fed on fowl and feathers, all
At the banquet hall
Victuals from vanity
An interview with Sean Hannity
Delighters for the up-all-nighters
Posed and primed
Killing time
Cranky comestibles
Keep the crowd full
BREAKING NEWS
There’s a threat to the nation!
Valor and honor
Inspire the donor
To give hands and hearts
Like piles of cash for body parts
Bleeding hearts
And competition darts
Common voices heard
Deep in the dirt
Don’t be deterred!’
You’ll find true worth
A choice between
Foolish and obscene
Tricks for treats
Still dancing in the streets
Reports from the autonomous zone
Recorded on a cellphone
It’s Alright Ma (I’m Only Bleeding)
Pigeons feeding
Fame comes, fleeting
We’ve taken a beating
Fame and fortune set
We won’t soon forget
The hope of a new-age King Cyrus
Derailed by Coronavirus
Run into the rocks
Wearing sandals and white socks
Run, like a dog
Run, run, run, run
Take a drag or two’
Mud on my shoes
Which fate shall I choose?
BREAKING NEWS
Bormann on the run
From South America
To the cable cabal of a beer hall
The banter of old men at a club
Tears of a cherub
Pints at the pub
A crowd of kids at the door
Never been here before
But there’s a pair in the way
Telling stories from yesterday
Polyester slacks
At Goldman Sachs
Wear your mask!’
Protesters attack
My Country ‘Tis of Thee
The states disagree
With none to lead
In this Land of the Free
Mercy, Mercy Me!’
Fish full of mercury
Legislators with diamond spurs
Ride in like the cavalry
BREAKING NEWS
Melania in stiletto shoes
A model’s pose
A thorny rose
In pantyhose
Sent ‘round the globe
Like the crack of a baseball bat
Dipped in piss and scat
Riddle me that!’
The idol of a southern war
Nevermore
What are we fighting for?’
The thunder of Thor
A cloned clip of Christian Dior
A trip to the mega-store
Walmart is the chapel
Where Eve bites the apple
Where saints use cyber-pay
To win the day
So let us pray

At last, I slump in my chair with satisfaction. This morning exercise is over. Now I can rejoin the everyday stream-of-consciousness. Until the muse visits, again.

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