Tuesday, August 28, 2018

“Ambition, Plus 40”



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(8-18)




Ithaca High School, Ithaca, New York
September, 1978

Miss Nolan: “Attention, class. Our assignment today is to explore your career goals, after graduation. I would like each of you to write an essay about where you see yourself in 20 years. But first, let’s get an idea of what paths you would like to choose. I want to have volunteers give their plans for tomorrow!”

Johnny Falko: “I want to be an astronaut. That would be awesome! Like Major Tom, you know.”

Cheryl De Sayle: “I like art. I want to travel the world and paint what I see. Like making a diary on canvas.”

Don Cortelli: “I am joining the Army next year. America needs people to defend our liberty!”

Audrey Ainge: “I enjoy working with books. I want to study library sciences in college.”

Sharon Hrezick: “I want to design clothes. And work with pretty runway models.”

Rod Ice: “I want to be a newspaper columnist. You know, write about what is happening on a regular basis. Maybe have my work syndicated around the country. I enjoy reading the words of Mike Royko, Jimmy Breslin and Erma Bombeck...”

Miss Nolan: “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!”

Cult Radio A Go-Go, California
September 2018



Tiffany May DuFoe: “I would like to welcome our guest for the evening, Rod ‘Swindle’ Ice from Cleveland, Ohio.”

Rod Ice: “Greetings from Lake Erie!”

Tiffany May DuFoe: “Rod, how did you get started as a creative writer?”

Rod Ice: “Well, I always wanted to be a newspaper columnist. That section of the paper was always my favorite as a kid… and the comics, of course.

Tiffany May DuFoe: “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!”

Rod Ice: (With embarrassment) “Okay, I have gotten that kind of reaction before...”

Tiffany May DuFoe: “A newspaper columnist? Really?”

Rod Ice: “It sounds a bit nerdish, right? But one of my earliest memories is sitting in my Dad’s office at home, when he was away. I would put a sheet of paper in his Underwood typewriter and try to make up a story about my day at school. He wrote all the time and watching him work set the pattern for me as a junior scribe.”

Tiffany May DuFoe: “So, you started writing at what age?”

Rod Ice: “Well, I remember drawing pictures and jotting down prose ideas while visiting my grandparents in the 60’s. I was just a little kid. When I had turned nine years old, my parents got me a functional, plastic typewriter for Christmas. I used that to set up my own office, the next summer. My desk was a square of plywood on top of a steel trash barrel.”

Tiffany May DuFoe: (Snorting) “That sounds crazy!”

Rod Ice: “It worked. This was in the basement, across from our washer and dryer. I would wait until nobody was around and then the ideas would appear. I wrote adventure stories with stuffed animals in the household as characters. My younger sister and brother thought it was stupid.”

Tiffany May DuFoe: “Do they write?”

Rod Ice: “No.”

Tiffany May DuFoe: “So you were ten years old and reading Mike Royko in the newspaper?”

Rod Ice: “Yeah.”

Tiffany May DuFoe: “Did your friends think that was strange?”

Rod Ice: “Of course. I had a lot of interests. Old cars and motorcycles, music, comic books, even radio broadcasting. My father did a five-minute devotional program that got run on one of our local stations. I recall going there with him to deliver the tapes. It was on reel-to-reel, you know. I enjoyed being in the studio with all that electronic equipment. One of my friends knew how to make a crude transmitter and I set it up with a homemade microphone, also in the basement. I would play records and create my own shows. I called the station WOLF after Wolfman Jack, one of my heroes.”

Tiffany May DuFoe: “So how did you get into television?”

Rod Ice: “I happened to find an apprenticeship program sponsored by Cornell University. Studies in radio & television production. Of course I wanted to be a disc jockey. But the wait list was long for that opportunity, apparently everyone had the same idea. I could get right into the TV part of the program, at Channel 13, our cable access station.”

Tiffany May DuFoe: “So you hosted a ‘Punk Rock’ show?”

Rod Ice: “Eventually. But first, I learned about putting a broadcast together. I started stringing cables, setting up lights and microphones, and then doing camera work. After that, I moved to the control room. At one time, I worked on everything produced at the channel. About a dozen different shows. On subjects from world music to community affairs to local history.”

Tiffany May DuFoe: “How did people react when you brought ‘Punk’ music to the channel?”

Rod Ice: (Laughing) “They reacted badly at first. There were different organizations who wanted us off the air. My father was a member of one group, so that did not help.”

Tiffany May DuFoe: “WOW! So where did the ‘Swindle’ name come from?”



Rod Ice: “I was told that my antics on television were soiling the family name. So I took inspiration from the Sex Pistols. From their movie, ‘The Great Rock ‘n’ Roll Swindle.’ I thought it sounded good.”

Tiffany May DuFoe: “So, outrage helped make the show a success?”

Rod Ice: “Right. We used to take live phone calls and averaged 75 – 100 per night. This was on Friday at 11:30 p.m. right after the local news. We had a live studio audience and things could get raucous. The police visited sometimes, although they were very professional. We had local students in the audience, kids from Cornell and Ithaca College. The atmosphere was unpredictable. Once, a guy approached me on the set and handed off a quart of Miller High Life beer. I did not know what to do, so I chugged it and gave him back the empty bottle. That got us in trouble. Some regulation about consuming alcoholic beverages on the air.”

Tiffany May DuFoe: “Hee hee!”

Rod Ice: “Nelson Rockefeller died, he had been governor of New York. There was some controversy about him having been with a mistress or something like that... I saluted him on the air and the mainstream citizens went nuts. There were a lot of angry letters to the station. But the audience cheered my comments.”

Tiffany May DuFoe: “Sounds ‘Punk’ to me!”

Rod Ice: “The show lasted 14 months. After that, I worked on a band project called ‘Absolute Zero.’ Our bassist was a younger brother of Tommy Hilfiger, the fashion designer. We made two 45 rpm singles and were working on a third when I ended up homeless, and living under a bridge.”

Tiffany May DuFoe: “Then what did you do?”

Rod Ice: “The family had returned to Ohio. I crawled home at the end of 1983. Earlier that year, I had begun to write for a west-coast magazine called ‘Biker Lifestyle.’ My editor was Robert Lipkin, who went by the moniker of Bob Bitchin. When I crashed back in the Midwest, the typewriter provided therapy for me… that brought my life back to the beginning.”

Tiffany May DuFoe: “Back to being a writer. And a newspaper columnist?”

Rod Ice: “I wrote a letter to the editor of our local newspaper in 1998 and he reacted by asking if I had more content for the publication. That started a series of columns called ‘Thoughts At Large’ that ran for 16 years.”

Tiffany May DuFoe: “What was the column about?”

Rod Ice: “I used to say it was like the ‘Seinfeld’ show. A column about nothing. But more specifically, it drew energy from my everyday life, like Harvey Pekar’s “American Splendor’ series. My editors at the paper never suggested any subject matter. I made it up every week.”

Tiffany May DuFoe: “So, what are you doing now?”

Rod Ice: “I published five books. The last in 2015. Now, I am doing a new column series called ‘Words On The Loose.’ It is online and also at Facebook.”

Tiffany May DuFoe: “Okay, Rod, we are out of time. Thanks for joining us here on CRAGG Live! Goodnight everybody and ‘happy trails’ to you!”

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