Thursday, December 22, 2022

“First Impressions: ‘Turn It Up!’ by Davie Allan”

 



c. 2022 Rod Ice

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(12-22)

 

I have written about the incredible music and artistic adventure of California guitarist Davie Allan for several decades. His work inspired me during childhood years, and proved to be an everlasting force in my own life. But one tradition evolved from interacting in his old fan group on the Yahoo! website that opened a completely different understanding of the musician’s legacy – the composition of ‘First Impressions’ reviews.

A boisterous member of the DA online combine was Boobie Auten. Someone that evoked the energy and creative abandon of Beat Era writers, or their Hippie successors. He seemed able to wield prose and poetry with an uncanny lack of inhibitions. As I sometimes characterized it, ‘Letting his mind swing freely in the wind.’ A talent often lost by adults as they grow used to paradigms and conventions of wordsmithing.

Boobie would make me gasp and ponder sometimes, just as our musical mentor Davie had done, with so many of his vinyl recordings. I felt challenged to do better at the typewriter. To liberate my own consciousness from the binds of convention.

Thus, the idea of jotting down first impressions was born, out of this need to hone personal skills. I sat at my desk in the home office, and literally let the words fly freely. What resulted was somewhat shocking, yet blissful. A narrative of unpolished, rowdy, experiments. I liked what appeared on the page. And felt brave enough to share this real-time, meandering-in-print with both King Fuzz himself, and Boobie.

Ever since, I have followed the formula whenever a new ‘arrow-dynamic’ recording arrives.

What follows here is a stenographer’s shorthand take on Davie’s ‘Turn It Up!’ CD, an absolute joy to receive with Christmas so near. Though I typically spin his ‘Fuzz for the Holidays’ volumes at this time of year, his new release is a perfect compliment to tidings of good cheer and joy being spread with family, neighbors, and friends throughout the world.

 

AMBUSH – Out of the envelope in December, galloping with mechanical hooves, fuzz sparking from the grooves. A swirl of dust in the air as the stampede begins, welcome back, my old friend! So good to hear you again. This beginning is a counterpoint to the old year’s end.

UNIDENTIFIED FUZZY OPUS – The grandeur of an electric wire blazing tonal fire. Fingers flying over the frets, evoking memories that listeners will never forget. I haven’t lost my faith, yet! Decades dance on a calendar hook, my guitar sits in a practice nook. Sixty years plus, the King of Fuzz has inspired all of us… I’ll never quite match that prizewinning catch. But he keeps me grounded with the sounds he’s pounded.

HELL BOUND – Boots on the footpegs, holster swings with the tonewood of a musical peg, riding and riffing, the hard ride of a fretboard slide. Wick up the throttle full, give those six strings a pull! There’s a feedback loop in the chamber, ready to be released. This is the merry season of joy and peace. I’m ready to go wild in the streets!

STEPPIN’ OUT – Loose and loaded, got a fuzz folio likely to cause an artistic imbroglio. Tunes from today, and yesterday, are stacked. A plectrum king’s ransom of Rock & Roll tracks. Can’t help but brag, got a Jazzmaster in the gig bag. Listen up everybody, there’s a show to be played, I’ll be jamming both night and day.

STOMP IT NOW – Big beats turn up the heat, the melodies are sweet, they make me move my feet. Gotta run run run, ride into the sun, take aim with my quarter-note six gun. Like a cowboy in the old west, sporting chaps and a leather vest. Spurs on my boots. I’m laying down nothing less than magic and raw truth. Wheelie on, hear my song, bang a gong, this is where I belong!

FOR YOU AND ME – There’s an unwritten rule lingering in my head. The rhyming result of something that the guitar shaman said. A statement made as he played, without any words on the page. This echo hit me low, moving deep and slow, like a river underground. I soaked up that metallic sound. It kept me standing tall, on sacred ground. Everybody gonna get down!

TURN IT UP – Lane Valadi, the mystery merchant of melodious glee. I tilt my ear toward the speakers and wonder ‘Who is he?’ This drifter is no grifter, he brings rewards that I could never pay for, right to my front door, painted from red to black, and gold-hinged, here at the Swindle Shack. This figure is a delight, his music keeps me up all night, twisting knobs to ten, tonearm skips back to play the entire LP side, again. It’s a party with my best friends, me, myself and I, on a coast-to-coast train ride, surfing a soundstream that will never subside!

WHATTAYA SAY -  A question tossed by the Harley-Davidson boss, chrome and flames in effect, running through his headliner’s set. The whole crowd is eclectic, a million kinds of hearts and minds, joined as one, with rubber scorching the tarmac and a blessing of distortion and feedback. There’s nothing he lacks, watch him wield an arpeggio attack. Fade to black, jumping like a jester off a Marshall stack. Our hero is back!

THE NEXT DIMENSION – Outer limits charted on hot wax discs, I sit listening while reading, feet stomping and heart beating. A review of the contents, by name. A notion amplified, conventions smartly defied. The spark of a vintage Fender, modified over the years. Like a big-lunged chopper, a V-twin cruiser, jamming gears. This is the war cry I hear. White man beware, there’s a note of rebellion in the air!

HOGG HEAVEN – Slick courses of metal wires, cranking notes and spinning motorcycle tires. There’s a feeling of pride as I ride today. Got a million miles to digest, this pale rider has passed the test. It’s the sound of success. A vast sea of electricity, churning like a symphony, in a motion the heavens inspired, turbocharged and hot-wired! Nirvana is my destination. I’m drunk on these hymns of pure elation!

WAR PATH – Not afraid to reveal that my life has been spent on spinning, motorized wheels. Like a brave from the frontier, working my way through the gears. E-A-D-G-B-E, I got the Great Spirit of my indigenous ancestors riding with me… that primal force never runs short. From the badlands to the electrified ronk-a-ronk of big bands that play, I’m ready to face my judgment day. Got a lot to say! Let the arrows fly. I won’t be denied.

BLUES’ THEME – A familiar sound of thunder shakes the ground under my toes. As above, so here below. It’s a vibe I know, a holy place to which I am eager to go. Return to the vacuum tubes that glow, this is the seed to grow, riding high in the saddle. Knuckles gone white from gripping the bars, steering toward the edge of oblivion like a new-age, rodeo star. This is the beast unleashed, king of the streets, a composer of delights unmatched, with a cultural upheaval attached. The shape of things to come, wild like angels unaware, channeling the reflection of sunlight from a pyramid crest at dawn. Peghead pointed to the east, not fearful in the least, tuned-up and set for a session of mass projection. This is fate at work, like boot heels in the dirt, giving props to the classic chums who continue to strum. Good vibes for all of us, a glorious gift from the King of Fuzz!

 

Note: This will be included in my upcoming collection of lyrics & poetry, ‘Midwestern American.’ To be sold through Amazon.com. 

Postscript: Davie’s newest release also includes a ‘Past Highlights’ section, with a bonus roster of 12 more tracks from 1996-2021. These recordings provide evidence of his artistic vitality and endurance. Unlike others who came to prominence in the 1960’s heyday, he has continued to develop his chops, and become sharper, stronger, and fuzzier… in defiance of chronological aging. The ‘king’ remains on his throne, and he rules with authority!

 

Thoughts about WOTL may be shared at: Rodswindle@yahoo.com

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Sunday, November 27, 2022

"Morning Show"



 

c. 2022 Rod Ice

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(11-22)

 

Up early, shaking off whiskey dreams

Hints of Old Crow and Jim Beam

Coffee perking on the countertop sounds like a burst of fun-sized thunderclaps

I punch up 92.3 on the Audacy app

Peering through the fog of night into a new day awakening

A book opened at the beginning

The gist of a discussion, as yet unsaid

Debating points that linger in my head

Browns woes

Twitter tweets and listener’s poll votes

Guardians and Cavs with the hope of future conquest

Mary Kay Cabot, Daryl Ruiter, and a roster of notable guests

Zac Jackson, Bob Costas, Trey Wingo

Sometimes NASCAR but never rest-home bingo

I go deep in that mix of interesting insights

Of ball-busting and bragging rights

Say ‘Congratulations on all your success!’

Every hour is a catalog of sports scores and teasers from the local press

As my head clears from the night before

All these things await, and more!

References to Cleveland Magazine

And highlights of personal workout routines

Around the AFC North gets out-of-town talkers in a twist

Pittsburgh pundits chuffing like a locomotive, when they get pissed

Insults hurled

Logo banners unfurled

Bernie Kosar still reigns as our patron saint on the Cuyahoga River

At least until we find a new-age prophet that can deliver

LeBron moved on to the west coast

But left a reason for us to boast

A championship cocktail for a city, too long dry

That moment of victory brought a tear to my eye

O-State versus U of M

Sometimes a cause for verbal scrimmages that divide close friends

Dad bods carelessly stuffed into athletic shirts

Once, even the venerable Mr. Lahey, John Dunsworth

Though that unexpected delight

Aired on the old show, late at night

Whether you partake of the prognostication, or not

Every episode is Coming in Hot

A finger over the dump button, pre-posed to act

Two-Second Trivia tryouts, truncated by the facts

An internet search for vintage clues

Maybe a sneakerhead’s spin on the value of game-worn shoes

Andy Roth on radio patrol

Ken and Anthony jonesing for a hometown Super Bowl

Fans on the Northcoast have endured the Shot, Fumble, and Drive

Yet still keep hope alive

With a single digit raised, to signify defiance of the great

Against the Yankees and Steelers and Golden State

And dirty crows in the skies

That swooped in from Baltimore, to steal our beloved franchise

We’ve traveled metaphorically far in this camp on America’s northern edge

But never hesitate to recite the pledge

Blue-collar brews raised in a toast to the town

Like bowling pins scattered

Every ring has mattered

From a layover at League Park, to a Ten-Cent Beer Night soaker

From the genius of Paul Brown, to the chaos of NFL brokers

Moving teams like pieces on chessboard squares

Helmets redesigned with modernist flair

All these topics of conversation for the broadcast team

Provide the soundtrack for morning, as I mainline caffeine

And if I find that the show has too quickly passed

There is the Carman and Lima podcast

The emerging scene

Callers decked on the computer screen

Opinions voiced freely

Like a fantasy fracas between Fred Rogers and Mr. McFeely

Or Ken in the role of Ralph Kramden, driving the municipal bus past streetlamps

With Anthony channeling Ed Norton, reimagined as a debate champ

A crisp delivery made, every day and more

A production worthy of industry awards

Gritty and sharp

Honest views offered from the heart

Stirred up in a rocks glass with a touch of spritz

And an upbeat mood of playground kids

Who grew older but no less intense

Than those rabble-rousing youngsters out by the ballpark fence

Watching their heroes compete

Before playing ball in the street

That vibe and vantage point has endured

To keep the program ratings critically assured

Strong is the crowing of a rooster on the hill

But my squawk-box is louder, still

Jumping off the table

When I am able

To dial up 92.3 on the wireless band

Shaking off the residue of slumber-sand

My head bows, as I behold the rising sun

A peaceful beginning to whatever this way comes

Voices compete to be heard

Trading quick takes and trending words

These audio-mated friends I count as my own

Streaming smartly, from the cellphone

 

(For Ken Carman and Anthony Lima of 92.3 The Fan radio in Cleveland.)

Monday, October 24, 2022

“Pickup Truck Farewell”


 


c. 2022 Rod Ice

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(10-22)

 

End of the road

My old mule is going home to Junkyard Heaven

Where needed bits get selected

Off of old vehicles, sitting idle and neglected

I feel a knot in the pit of my stomach

Like a tree root tangled on itself, grown in a hard patch of ground

It will seem quite odd not to have my heavy hauler around

So many adventures we shared

Taking care of both my parents, before they passed

Hauling sets of furniture

A new Chevy Cobalt door for a friend by the lake

A recliner for the living room, an impulsive mistake

Too low for me to use comfortably with a bad hip and knees

Still useful as a catch-all by the TV

A stand for the countertop oven

An overgrown thatch of rosebush which caused my neighbor to fret

Behind my storage barn, for how long, I forget

Dad’s big easy chair, a gift for my brother

With boxes of memorabilia collected by my mother

Brought all the way home from West Virginia, under a plastic sheet

I unloaded it in out the street

In front of his home, with my nephew’s help

Our work made pooches across the street yap and yelp

Another puffy perch of a throne, for a friend in town, long known

She had made the purchase before realizing that it was too large to take home

Flat stones to line my driveway, where the yard had become too muddy

The tailgate, a perfect spot for watching fireworks with my neighborhood buddies

On the Fourth of July, hand over my heart

Beer cans bouncing around in the bed with auto parts

I wasn’t driving anywhere that night

It wouldn’t have seemed right

To abandon the campfire crowd, sat on pallet furniture

In a community of mobile trailers

Lots divided and numbered many years hence

Bordered by split-rails, and chain-link fence

Dogs barking incessantly as background noise

Country tunes on the radio

Me feeling glad that it had finally reached the point where we got no more snow

In NEO, the north coast of America, and Ohio

Every line of that pickup truck has some memory attached

Every rust hole, every ding and scratch

Big tires worn smooth

Tailpipe tucked behind the wheel well, a design I thought to improve

But never did

I wanted a dual exhaust for show

And the rapping of cylinders firing in a mechanical bellow

Every time I saddled up for some sort of friendly chore

Or a run to Geneva, and the grocery store

Cases of brew lined up behind those half-doors

Bags of Doritos and pretzels on the floor

Once in a winter blast, I cruised with four-wheel drive, down the way to Trumbull Locker

Got smokies and beef jerky, thick like hard tack

Nearly went in the ditch, on my way back

Picked up a stranded friend

They were glad for the dashboard vents

Blowing streams of hot air on gloved hands

Took a couch and loveseat to Ashtabula for a couple of ladies living on a rural spread

But they decided the set didn’t match their décor

My peace offering went out on the front porch, instead!

On all of these things, I reflect upon, as the broken beast crawls away on a wrecker’s hook

I take one last look

Short of breath and eyes covered in a watery glaze

That final gaze

Makes me salute

And declare “Godspeed on your retirement route!”

The concrete strip by my home is stained with power steering fluid, oil, and gasoline

I wish to the keeper of eternity that this was only a dream

But the sentence has been passed

We’ve ridden for the last time

Into a fading horizon of the twilight in decline

Farewell, friend

We have reached the finish line