Sunday, May 5, 2019

Matt Boland At Halcyon, Ashtabula Harbor - Rock & Roll Revival Lifts Your Soul




c. 2019 Rod Ice
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(5-19)


Throwback days.

For this writer, recently seeing the talented Erie, Pennsylvania native Matt Boland at Halcyon Harbor District Speakeasy, in Ashtabula Harbor, was a throwback experience in more than one way.

I first met Boland in 2007, while on assignment for Gazette Newspapers, out of Jefferson. While officially employed as Sports Editor for the company, I also handled music and local events in special sections that we produced. So on a blissful summer afternoon, I drove to Conneaut for their downtown ‘Sock Hop’ with hopes of locating a blues band that had been scheduled to appear.

Because I was unfamiliar with the city, my entry came via a side street. Instead of the group I was seeking, my ears grew full with the retro sounds of a younger, more raw bunch of musicians. Namely, Matty B. and the Dirty Pickles.

Boland fronted this band with the spirits of Buddy Holly, Eddie Cochran and Gene Vincent in full effect. The Pickles’ vibe channeled vintage Rockabilly tones as they originally formed – energetic, rebellious and vigorous in the manner only young performers could achieve.

I became an instant fan.

Later, I visited Erie to see Boland perform in a play based on the life of Holly, the heroic, gone-to-soon, 50’s icon. There was magic in the air that evening. A sort of wizardry that left me spellbound for years to come. An extra thrill was meeting his mother, who shared my generational memories and a passion for Punk Rock and its roots in the revival music her son cherished.

After leaving Gazette, and diving deeper into mainstream career goals, I lost track of Boland while he began to mature and develop as a writer and on-stage presence. But somehow, despite this disconnection, we remained in touch.

Then, a recent post on Facebook advertised that he was scheduled to appear locally, as a solo performer. The venue was called Halcyon, in Ashtabula Harbor. A place easy to access as my close friend Janis lived on the west side of that city. Excitement long delayed began to rise, as I searched for details. My friend was now Matt ‘Broke’ Boland, delivering a bit of melodic history via acoustic guitar, kick drum, and stream-of-consciousness commentary.

I expected a seedy joint of sorts, rising from the debris of this landmark area. But Halcyon glowed instead with a polished, relaxed, family-friendly vibe. A neighborhood pub with much to offer. Progressive but not pricey.



Boland had his set up by the front windows. His repertoire included meaningful tunes like “Nadine” by Chuck Berry and “Twenty Flight Rock” which was a Ned Fairchild classic, known well when recorded by Cochran, but reborn when interpreted by Robert Gordon and Link Wray. Each song carried vocal inflections, joyful hoots, guitar-body knuckle rapping, and realism that connected with the patrons. Parents and pre-schoolers alike were moved to demonstrate approval. In personal terms, the highlight was a rendering of the Ramones anthem “Suzy Is A Headbanger” which sounded quite effective and effervescent rendered on an acoustic instrument. Not at all out-of-pace with the other, older compositions. But most unexpected was “Jolene” the familiar Dolly Parton ballad.

Boland offered a personal slant on a very public trove of historical artifacts, the songwriting catalog of postwar, American culture.

I felt like a proud parent, having watched him grow from seeds of Rock inspiration into a modern-day troubadour of consequence. His experiences had included an extended stint in New York City. But a new adventure propelled him into music journalism, having discovered a forgotten, veteran figure among the patrons in a bar where he appeared. All of this broadened my admiration for him, and my hope that his fame would gleam more brightly with each new chapter in the story.



We were thrilled to see Matt Boland by Lake Erie, and also to discover a new haunt for pleasant, evening escapades. From the Halcyon menu, Janis chose the Goat Cheese Burger, presented with caramelized onions, and rosemary aioli, plus hand-cut fries. She liked the slight sweetness of her meal. I had the Steakhouse Nachos, loaded with peppers, onions and brisket, in a cheddar fondue with blue crumbles. A dish delectably different from the typical game-day fare.

This pause by the lake was a bargain or sorts, barely costing over 30 dollars.

I find it easy to recommend Halcyon as a destination for light refreshment and dining, right in our own backyard. It represents a welcome resurgence of the historic harbor area, and Bridge Street. Moreover, fans of Baby Boom culture who may not have sampled the audio reverberations of Matt Boland owe themselves a taste of his yesterdaze vibe and original compositions.

Pickled or served by himself, Boland’s work is worthy and wonderful.

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Monday, April 22, 2019

“Easter Orange, Plus One”



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(4-19)




The Setting: America’s White House, 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. Decorated with festive bunnies and eggs for the season.

The Players: Donald J. Trump, 45th President of the United States; Kellyanne Conway, counselor; Mick Mulvaney, Chief of Staff; Rudy Giuliani, lawyer and adviser.

Mick Mulvaney - “Welcome to our Monday meeting with President Trump. I hope everyone had a blessed Easter holiday!”

Kellyanne Conway – (Cheerful and breezy) “Mr. President, I would just like to say that it was great to see you at church, yesterday. A great visual for the press...”

Rudy Giuliani - “Fox News ran that video all day long!”

Donald Trump - “I wanted to celebrate. Celebrate big, you know. Celebrate huuuuuuge! Celebrate the miracle of Easter.”

Mick Mulvaney – (Buoyant) “The miracle of Jesus and his resurrection?”

D. Trump - “The miracle of my resurrection! Thanks to Robert Mueller. No collusion, no obstruction!”

K. Conway – (Laughing) “That really is a miracle, Mr. President!”

M. Mulvaney - “You just needed to look more humble, sir. To focus on the true meaning of Easter...”

D. Trump - “Look, Jesus has been on my side since this campaign started. Believe me. I know that. Jesus is on the Trump Train. Jesus wants America to be great again. I don’t need to make noise for Jesus. I have Jesus right here, beside me. Even he knew there was no collusion!”

K. Conway – (Rolling her eyes) “Well anyway, it looked good on the Sunday news shows, Mr. President. I am glad you went to church.”

R. Giuliani - “I flipped over to CNN and never saw any of that. They had Elizabeth Warren, calling for your impeachment.”

D. Trump - “A loser network! Bad ratings. Very bad.”

M. Mulvaney - “Rudy is right, sir. NBC News had Pete Buttigieg saying that he is ‘pretty sure’ you should be impeached.”

D. Trump - “Another bad network. They should have stayed with ‘Seinfeld’ reruns. News does nothing for them, nothing.”

R. Giuliani - “Julian Castro is calling for your impeachment, Beto O’ Rourke says you are guilty of offenses that would merit impeachment...”

D. Trump – (Red-faced) “Guilty? The Mueller Report said ‘Not guilty.’ No collusion, no obstruction. Listen to Robert. I did nothing. Never did. NOT GUILTY!”

K. Conway – (Cheering) “Not guilty, Mr. President!”

M. Mulvaney - “Your own husband has called for impeachment, Kellyanne.”

R. Giuliani - “Ouch! That has to be tough at the dinner table. Would take a few glasses of wine to wash that down.”

K. Conway - “George has his own opinions. Alternate opinions, like alternate facts.”

D. Trump - “I never liked that guy much! Him and John McCain.”

M. Mulvaney - “Sir, we need to think about more events with you in a religious context. Let’s play to your base of supporters. Change the narrative from talk of impeachment.”

R. Giuliani - “How about speaking at a fundraiser to help rebuild Notre Dame in Paris?”

D. Trump - “They should have dropped water from the airplanes. I had that on Twitter. I told them what to do. Twit-ter. Don’t they have Twitter in France?”

M. Mulvaney - “Sir, experts in fire science say that would have intensified the structural damage...”

D. Trump - “I saw it work in an episode of ‘Code Red’ or something like that. It worked. Worked better than trucks and hoses. Better than trucks.”

M. Mulvaney - “Mr. President, I think you are mistaken.”

K. Conway - “Wasn’t Lorne Greene in that show?”

M. Mulvaney - “Nobody remembers Code Red anyway.”

D. Trump - “Lorne Greene! I loved him on Bonanza. That was a great show, about America when America was great before. Great, great America.”

R. Giuliani - “I liked Bonanza.”

D. Trump - “Mick, Can we get Lorne Greene at one of my rallies?”

M. Mulvaney - “He died in 1987, sir.”

K. Conway - “And he was from Canada.”

D. Trump – (Frustrated) “Look, the Canadian people love me. Maybe I have problems sometimes when we negotiate, because we have to negotiate hard, you know, but they love me in Canada. Believe me.”

M. Mulvaney - “I think we need to focus on your softer side, Mr. President. Divert attention from the impeachment talk with more church, more grandchildren. More of that material for the press.”

D. Trump - “I can’t be impeached for being NOT GUILTY! No collusion, no obstruction! Why don’t they impeach Adam Schiff? Why don’t they impeach Nancy Pelosi? Why don’t they impeach Chuck Schumer?”

R. Giuliani - “Why don’t you dump Mike Pence for 2020 and add Sean Hannity to your ticket?”

M. Mulvaney – (Exasperated) “What???”

K. Conway - “Mike Pence has been loyal to you, Mr. President.”

R. Giuliani - “His wife has that book about ‘Marlon Bundo’ the rabbit.”

D. Trump – (Frowning) “A bunny book? Weak, that is very weak I think. Very weak.”

K. Conway - “It is for children, Mr. President.”

R. Giuliani - “Sean Hannity would bring some ‘tomatas’ to your 2020 ticket. A good set-up for 2024...”

M. Mulvaney - “Tomatas?”

R. Giuliani - “Tomatas! Stones! The guy has balls!”

K. Conway – (Giggling) “Well then, okay. Balls are good on a national ticket.”

D. Trump - “Balls would be great if your husband had any, Kellyanne!”

K. Conway – (Shocked) “Mr. President, please!”

M. Mulvaney - “Sir, late-night television host John Oliver published his own book about Marlon Bundo. He portrayed the bunny in a relationship with another male rabbit.”

K. Conway – (Gasps audibly)

D. Trump - “That is bad, I think, very bad. Bad to have in a book. Very bad. A Democrat bunny. Peter Cottontail was never like that... never.”

M. Mulvaney - “Did Peter Cottontail have a specified orientation of any kind, sir?”

K. Conway - “Mike Pence must have needed oxygen after that.”

R. Giuliani – (Coughing) “Mr. President, Sean Hannity does not have a bunny. I bet he has a German Shepherd. Maybe two or three of them. Maybe a Pit Bull!”

K. Conway - “Personally, I’d rather have a rabbit!”

M. Mulvaney - “Sir, we need to think about 2020 and beyond. We need to plan...”

D. Trump - “I like the idea of a German Shepherd coming to Washington. Pick up the phone, Kellyanne and get me Sean Hannity!”

(Silent pause as everyone ponders whether to obey or channel their own inner Don McGahn.)

D. Trump - “NO BUNNIES, NO COLLUSION!”

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Sunday, April 21, 2019

“Easter Orange”



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(4-19)




The Setting: America’s White House, 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. Decorated with festive bunnies and eggs for the season.

The Players: Donald J. Trump, 45th President of the United States; Kellyanne Conway, counselor; Mick Mulvaney, Chief of Staff; Rudy Giuliani, lawyer and adviser.

Mick Mulvaney - “Good morning, Mr. President. Tomorrow is Easter Sunday. I would like to go over your schedule of events...”

Donald Trump - “Easter? Again??”

Kellyanne Conway - “It hasn’t arrived yet, Mr. President.”

D. Trump - “I thought we already had that egg hunt on the White House lawn. Hunting eggs. Eggs all over. Lots of big, beautiful eggs. The best eggs, ever. With the bunny here too.”

M. Mulvaney - “That was an event in the run-up to the actual holiday, sir.”

D. Trump - “Just an event?”

K. Conway - “The kids loved hunting for eggs, Mr. President.”

D. Trump - “I get to pardon a turkey for Thanksgiving. Why can’t I pardon a pig for Easter? You know, set it free from being a ham on the dinner table. A table bigger and longer than anything Obama ever had, let me tell you.”

M. Mulvaney - “Sir, umm, that would be very unconventional.”

K. Conway – (Giggling) “Pardon a hog from becoming a ham?”

D. Trump - “Let that piggy run around with the kids hunting Easter eggs. Set it free. Like the turkey.”

M. Mulvaney – (Clears his throat) “Sir, we can’t let a swine roam the White House grounds.

Rudy Giuliani – (Entering the Oval Office) - “Mr. President, we need to talk about an issue...”

M. Mulvaney – (Visibly irritated) “Not now, Rudy! I have to go over the schedule!”

K. Conway – (Snorting) “We still have to sort out this piggy-pardon idea.”

R. Giuliani - “Mr. President, this can’t wait. I have something more important to discuss with you.”

M. Mulvaney - “What, another story angle on the Mueller Report?”

K. Conway - “Democrats like Elizabeth Warren calling for impeachment?”

R. Giuliani – (Sweating) “No and no! Mr. President, I need you to get on Twitter and come to the aid of a trusted supporter who has been with you since the beginning… Scott Baio.”

M. Mulvaney – (Exasperated) “Who??”

K. Conway - “The cute kid from Joanie Loves Chachi?”

D. Trump - “I liked that show. Much better than Happy Days, much much better. Better in every episode.”

R. Giuliani - “Mr. President, this is an emergency!”

M. Mulvaney - “Easter is one day away. I need to review your schedule immediately...”

K. Conway - “Scott spoke at our party convention in 2016, remember?”

D. Trump - “I do remember. He made a great speech. A great, great speech. Better than Fonzie would make.”

R. Giuliani – (Loosening his tie) “We have word that liberal ‘Cult Radio’ hippies on the Internet have been harming him, Mr. President. Giving exposure to critics who did not like his weak television portrayal of Chachi Arcola. And even worse, giving air time to Nicole Eggert.”

M. Mulvaney - “Who?”

R. Giuliani - “An accuser of sexual misconduct. Also an actress from Charles in Charge and Baywatch.”

D. Trump - “Sexual misconduct? That is bad, Very bad. Very, very bad. She is probably using that scumbag lawyer Michael Avenatti like Stormy Daniels was doing. Very bad.”

K. Conway - “I don’t think that is correct, Mr. President.”

M. Mulvaney - “Who? What??”

R. Giuliani - “We need to defend him, Mr. President. Scott has been invited to speak again at the Republican convention in 2020. We need his support.”

D. Trump - “And Chachi needs our help?”

R. Giuliani - “Yes he does.”

M. Mulvaney – (Frustrated) “Sir, we need to review your schedule for Easter Sunday… I would suggest an appearance at church.

D. Trump - “Church? I thought you were going to say more golf with Rush Limbaugh, maybe.”

K. Conway – (Smiling) “Mick is right, church would help with your image, Mr. President.”

D. Trump - “The church thing. It is like John McCain for me, a thing I do not like that much. Not much. Jesus endorsed me before, everyone knows that, they know he picked me over Hillary. I don’t need to be churchy.”

M. Mulvaney – (Flabbergasted) “Jesus endorsed you?”

D. Trump - “When all those preachers and pastors came here to the Oval Office. All those priests and rabbis and all of them came here, they laid hands on me, not like Joe Biden, you know! They prayed over me to say that Jesus endorsed me for president.”

R. Giuliani – (Distracted) “Sir, we need to rescue Scott Baio. He is drowning. Being offended by the ‘Cult Radio’ hosts and some newspaper guy from Ohio. He calls you the ‘Cheeto-in-Chief’ which is very disrespectful.”

K. Conway – (Giggling, again) “Umm, very disrespectful.”

D. Trump - “If this was China, or North Korea, I could just turn off cyberspace. Turn it off. Off, off, off.”

M. Mulvaney - “People think you would like to do that here...”

D. Trump - “Who thinks that?”

K. Conway - “Sounds like Jake Tapper from CNN.”

D. Trump - “Jake Tapper! He’s a bad rapper! Bad, very bad, very poor reporter on a failing network, a sad network, believe me.”

K. Conway - “So what can we do to help Scott Baio?”

R. Giuliani - “I think we can get Fox Network to pick up a new show for him, and help another friend at the same time. It will be called Roseanne Loves Chachi… a grown-up version of the old show with Erin Moran. Roseanne discovers Chachi who has been living at the Chicago City Mission. They form a partnership based on mutual need, raising baby elephants at the zoo, and their love for you, Mr. President.”

M. Mulvaney - “Baby elephants?”

K. Conway – (Brightening) “I like it! Fox helped Tim Allen, they can help Scott, too!”

D. Trump - “Invite their people to Mar-a-Lago. We can discuss this over hamberders and Cokes.”

K. Conway – (Saluting) “Consider it done!”

R. Giuliani - “But what about the radio hippies? And the newspaper guy?”

M. Mulvaney – (Rubbing his eyes) “Doesn’t anyone care about Easter?”

K. Conway - “How about the Twitter trolls?”

D. Trump - “That’s a great idea, Kellyanne. Get out the trolls. Let them troll those people. Troll people in the radio cult and the Ohio newspaper guy, and especially, Jake tapper from CNN! Troll, troll, troll!”

R. Giuliani - “Done and done and done, Mr. President!”

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Friday, April 5, 2019

“Davie Allan: Retrophonic 6”



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(4-19)




Tradition.

For every writer there comes a time when personal habits bring a sense of balance. A trail blazed by past compositions. A sense of direction that may bring calm when pondering future projects. In my own universe, the most indelible of these creative paths has been in writing reviews for new recordings by Davie Allan and the Arrows.

Years ago, when we first connected, I tried to pen the sort of journalistic screed one would expect from a critic of consequence. But a fellow member in Davie’s fan group on Yahoo! offered inspiration with a completely different take on the art of prose composition. He frequented our chats with a stream-of-consciousness rap that seemed to echo poets of the ‘Beatnik’ or ‘Hippie’ eras.

One afternoon in that distant time, armed with a new release from our California guitar hero, I sat at my keyboard and began to type out thoughts in that loose-and-loaded style. Fueled by a bit of adult refreshment, I let the door of my cerebrum swing freely open. Words flew over, under, sideways and down.

My ‘First Impressions’ review exploded the idea of providing a thoughtful critique. But it worked.

Decades later, this personal tradition has continued. So when I received word from Davie himself that a new volume of his ‘Retrophonic’ series was in the mail, my pulse quickened. I knew that his music would provide the magic spark for yet another journey into the uncharted mindscape of self.

When the disc arrived, it took only seconds of listening to get plugged in and ready to write:

First Impressions: Retrophonic 6

1. Mass Distortion – In a cathedral, plectrum held high. The high priest of fuzz blesses his tribe. Rolling, rollicking, running hot. Six strings of glory and Johnny-on-the-spot. Back in the saddle, we never forgot.

2. You’re Gonna Cry – First ride of the season, rhyme with a reason. The cowboy electric, plectrum power eclectic. Held high to the sky like a sword in the storms of night. I feel alright. Let it roll, let it rock. Gonna take a spin around the block.

3. The Cruisin’ Shuffle – Strut and step, dancing fingers up the frets. New strings, old neck. Crank it to ten, what the heck. The Fuzz King in showers of spring. Some say it don’t mean a thing. But better to be aware, Link Wray has his amp on the stairs. Dick Dale in eternity, wails. And the Arrow-Dynamic sound never fails.

4. Whatever – Secret agent in the streets, plucking riffs to the drummer beats. Wet and hot in the night. Hot pursuit and wet reflections, shadows, steam and no protection. Standing guard with Jazzmaster at the ready. The King of Fuzz is rockin’ steady.

5. Don’t Shut Me Out Of Your Life – Give me space, give me a place. I’ve been here all the while, sunrise to sunset. I beg you, don’t forget. It was me that made you smile, ready to ride the black Panhead on an asphalt mile. Warrior set free, it was me.

6. More Licks On Route 66 – Righteous Rock, rolling around the block. On parade, here’s a lightning bolt from yesterday. Still on stage, don’t yank my cable, I’m still wild, and still an angel. Finger in the air, white man beware! Take a ride if you dare.

7. As Good As It Gets – Sunrise makes me giddy. Glad for the yellow of day, let me play! I’ve been locked down over the downtime. Polishing tunes and spinning rhymes. Now I taste the ocean breeze. Glad to be what I am, you see.

8. Driven – Throttle WFO. Ready to go. Tire spinning rubber bits in the air. I don’t care! Oil fumes and biker tunes. I remember well my trip through hell. Now this joker is a gypsy no more. I’m in charge of the store. If you want a platter, stand in line, it does not matter. I’ve got dozens in a stack. Hot licks aplenty and fortissimo attack.

9. Derivative – Wild and wilder. Wildest of all. Raise the neck and let the strummed chords fall. I am the survivor, still in the saddle. Let me ride while I’m still able. You remember what I was but I still make the steel strings buzz. I’m the King of Fuzz.

10. Road To Durango – Watch me strut. Bootheel kicks are just enough. Gear to gear, clicking through. This is a message from me to you. A seismic wave that’s gettin’ through. A surfer’s daze with the roadie crew. No attitude, no time to lose. Your heroes still alive and true.

11. Rebel On The Run – Hot wind and sand in the eyes. Saddle up, we’re going to ride! Cylinders puffing burned fuel and smoke. Trust me, mate, I’m your favorite bloke! If you dare, hit the road! Ride till sunset, then find a cantina. Quaff the cerveza, sabor mas fina.

12. Appaloosa – Horses strong and hitting their stride. Fuzz-drenched waves of an electric tide. Toss you to and fro where angels fear to go. If you freak out, let me know. I’ll keep you safe and keep you right. From the break of day to the silent night.

13. Stick It – Sassy. ‘Bout had enough, I’m feeling rough. Gotta get tough. Fortune winds blow no good, but I’m a winner, it’s understood. In the sun or in the dark. I’m the king of this amusement park. Ferris Wheel or skates of steel, I’ll never lose my appeal. Crank the knob and hit those notes. The King of Fuzz don’t ride ‘em slow.

14. Kick Back – Now I’ve said my peace in song. Thanks if you all sang along. Time for whiskey and a rest. I’ll take a break with no protest. Glad to have the sun go down. Glad to leave that one-horse town. Won’t see me frown. I’m where the loud sound abounds. Gonna wear my crown.



Davie said that he wanted to have the full ‘Retrophonic’ series available in CD form. A consequential overview from 2009-2019. And, his last recordings to be delivered in a tangible format.

I could not be more pleased. Well done, ‘King Fuzz!’

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Wednesday, April 3, 2019

“Midnight”



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(4-19)




Damn the clock.

I had finished Tuesday with chicken tacos, and salad. A meal somewhat more healthy than my usual hillbilly fare here at the Ice Household. Labatt Blue Light helped make it a feast worthy of celebration. But after watching coverage of the ‘Brexit’ crisis on Sky News, via my Roku, food fatigue took hold. My eyes were burning. I wished for sunset and the cool embrace of darkness. But the schedule was set. A timeline that could not be altered.

I put my iPhone on the charger and went to bed.

Dreams fluttered through my subconscious mind without pausing. I rolled on the mattress, trying to find a comfortable position. Shadow-images crept forward, from oblivion. I was pecking away at the device keypad, trying to call my first wife. Wrong number, wrong number, no answer, wrong number. Frustration made my blood pressure rise. I tried re-starting it without success. Loud music in the background rattled my nerves. I could not concentrate. Next door, someone was practicing guitar. Yowling out stanzas of bear-voiced insanity. While slamming chunks of distorted rage into the night. Birth/death/agony/sex/tacos/gaming/Netflix/skaters/Snapchat/kittens. Roar, roar, roar.

Then, it was midnight.

I opened my eyes to see the wet nose of my Black Lab. He was excited to know that I had awakened.

Such moments follow familiar steps. First, denial. “Shit! I needed to get more rest!” Followed by anger. “Why does this happen when I drink?” Then, recognition. “I am up now. Won’t sleep again for hours.” Finally, acceptance. “Might as well make coffee.” I was glad to find my Invacare cane hanging on the bedroom doorknob. Hobbling, I slipped through the darkness toward a light still burning over the kitchen stove. Already, there were words in my head...

Awake, alive
Words on the inside
That I show to myself
For my own mental health
Friends have value
They know what to do
But most treasured by far
Are words in the dark

After starting the BUNN, I reached for my phone. The Phil Hendrie episode on PodcastOne, #1387, had not been updated. But I listened a second time. He and the ‘crew’ bantered about his long and convoluted career in radio broadcasting. Then, I flipped to YouTube and ‘1PugLife’ for a video about Chris Whitcroft’s woes with a Dodge Ram truck called ‘The Red Dragoon.’

I finished my pot of coffee and PB toast, while Wrangler snored away on the carpet. With typical irony, my being awake meant that he felt comfortable drifting off to sleep. I flipped through more channels on the Roku, finally becoming disinterested with everything. In a moment of weakness, I wished for another drink. Beer or something stronger. Perhaps a Julian-sized glass of Liquormen’s ‘Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whiskey’ as seen on ‘Trailer Park Boys.’ But practicality made me resist the temptation. I decided instead to sit at my desk.

Still groggy, I clicked on an overnight Jazz selection to ease the mood. My Black Lab followed from the living room. Before I knew it, the phone was chirping.

Somehow, it was now 4:30 a.m.!

Middle of the night
Catching ghosts by candlelight
A wordsmith with prose
A pale, yellow rose
Not fed by the sun
Fed instead by none
On this desk I stand
Me, I am

My friend Janis had sent her regular ‘wake up’ text, wishing me good morning as she got ready for work. I struggled out of the chair, stiff with arthritis. A break was welcome as I had been sitting at the computer for around three hours. My legs shook unwillingly, then straightened as I stood. Miles Davis echoed from the computer speakers. Then, Art Blakey & the Jazz Messengers. After a couple of minutes, I was able to wobble back to the kitchen.

I tapped out my own start-of-the-day greeting. Janis did not respond. I reckoned she must have been running late.

My belly felt empty again. I pondered heating up leftover taco meat. Or pulling out one of my guitars. The night had been completely fractured. Unproductive. I had story ideas to write. New shows to watch. Household chores to finish. But a lazy stupor had smothered my ambition. Not with gloom or grayness but a heavy sense of nothing. As my fingers moved over the keyboard, I wandered in thought...

Night or day?
Words to say?
A vacuum of tears
Being alone, I fear
Alone without words
This would negate my worth
I need to speak
To be free

The home office had gotten cold. It was time for bed again. Jazz music, coffee and the companionship of my dog had all worked their magic spell.

This time, I would sleep for real.

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Thursday, March 28, 2019

“Breakfast, Buddha & Mansfield Place”



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(3-19)




Comfort food. Dad’s elixir and sustenance.

A recent southern trip let us reconnect with Mom, at the Mansfield Place nursing home in Philippi, West Virginia. In the beginning, she gave us life with her body. Now, widowed and displaced from the family household, her wellness had become our charge. But while visiting with my sister and nephew, a familiar disposition took hold. I could hear the voice of my father echoing from eternity. Helping us relieve the worry.

“You need to eat!”

We followed this admonition in a timely manner, by purchasing pepperoni rolls at the local Shop ‘n Save. In particular, a variety baked with spicy and delicious hot-pepper cheese. This snack kept us fed well, during the visit.

At the long-term-care facility, Mom’s stories were plentiful. A mixture of childhood memories from the 1930’s, seasoned with modern characters from church, and fellow residents of the home. In her mind, everything existed in harmony. Yesterday and today, here and there, darkness and light. In a sense, she had gained the enlightenment of Buddha, that all things are undeniably interconnected. We had learned to negate fear and sorrow with joy in the moment. To listen and take comfort in her wellness. To occupy our spot in the continuum.

As a net is made up of a series of ties, so everything in this world is connected by a series of ties. If anyone thinks that the mesh of a net is an independent, isolated thing, he is mistaken. It is called a net because it is made up of a series of interconnected meshes, and each mesh has its place and responsibility in relation to other meshes.” - Gautama Buddha

Dad had cared for her over the years, during his own physical decline. Fortified with study material in addition to coffee and bologna sandwiches. His resolve to remain focused was bolstered by the simple tastes of rural cuisine and love itself. Now, our turn had come.

After hearing more tales of the bygone McCray household, and chattering away about grandchildren and pets, we had retired to our motel for rest. But then, the sunrise captured our attention with gleaming hope for another day. Golden rays sparkled over the roof of a nearby eatery, the Philippi Inn.

I could hear Dad once again. “Let your appetite guide the way!”

Their menu boasted many traditional options for the morning. Steak & Eggs initially sounded appealing to my grumbling belly. But then I spotted their ‘Country Breakfast.’ A generous plate of biscuits & gravy served with another platter carrying eggs, bacon or sausage links, hash browns and toast.

Sister chose the biscuits and gravy, alone. But my nephew decided to accept this culinary challenge with gusto. He also ordered the out-sized breakfast. When our waitress had brought everything to the table, it made a banquet worthy of Instagram. I took a few iPhone pictures, before lifting my fork. Then, our feast began!

Back at Mansfield Place, several residents were playing a balloon game, with foam ‘noodles’ for bats. Mom was more interested in the television. Yet when we arrived, our conversation from the previous day restarted. She spoke about advice given from her father, who had passed away in the 1950’s. Remembering each word as if he had just uttered them in another room. I attempted to capture the moment with my iPhone. Finally, my sister took the device to get a selfie.



As she looked over Mom’s shoulder, I was struck by a mood of patience and calm. As if Dad still protected his bride through us, his heirs and helpers. 

On the way home to Ohio, I still felt full from breakfast. I reckoned that Dad would be proud of our meal and the visit to Mountaineer Country. A tribute to family traditions that had endured over many years. Where the kitchen remained a chapel of sorts, a place to celebrate life, one plate at a time.

Mom had graduated into a twilight world where here and the hereafter were united. Where those who had passed over remained real and connected, as were those of us who shared her day. This vantage point seemed curious and strange at first. But with a bit of philosophical awareness, and a taste of sausage gravy over biscuits, all was well in our world.

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Thursday, March 21, 2019

“Cars: 2019”



c. 2019 Rod Ice
All rights reserved
(3-19)




The Setting: 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. ‘Oval Office’ boardroom & headquarters of Donald J. Trump, 45th President of the United States.

The Participants: Rolf Sprtizer, Concerned Cable News correspondent. Mr. Trump, General Motors, Fiatto T. Chrysler, Henry Ford XVI, Nicky Tesla.

Rolf Spritzer: “Welcome to CCN viewers around the globe. Tonight we are live in Washington, D. C. with the captains of America’s auto industry! We bring you news, information and views you can use!”

Donald Trump: “Welcome to our meeting. I am glad everyone could attend today. Really glad. Very much glad about you attending. Glad you could attend to talk about our automotive manufacturing.”

General Motors: “Ten hut! It is a privilege, sir! MAGA!”

Henry Ford XVI: “You only talk like that because government money kept you from begging in the street.”

Fiatto Chrysler: “Ciao, Donald! Haha, I gotta agree with Henry. General Mo would be homeless without the bailout money. Fuggedaboutit!”

G. Motors: “At ease, pilgrim! You’re talking nonsense. Besides, Chrysler, you got plenty of lira in that deal. Don’t pretend it never happened!”

Ford XVI: “He’s right about that!”

F. Chrysler: “Heyy, I gonna knock you in the head. You talk too much!”

D. J. Trump: “Let’s get back on track here. We want to be on track. Really on track.”

Nicky Tesla: “You guys are word hogs. Can I get a chance to speak?”

(Silence fills the Oval Office.)

G. Motors: “Who is this soldier? I don’t remember him wearing the uniform before!”

Ford XVI: “I agree. Tesla? Wasn’t that a band in the days of 80’s Hair Metal?”

F. Chrysler: “Hey heyy, you make a good joke there!”

N. Tesla: “I am a real automaker! I deserve a seat at this table.”

(The group bursts into a fit of laughter.)

F. Chrysler: “Pipe down. You here with us, be grateful, already!”

G. Motors: “Mr. President, I want to salute your leadership on the issue of bringing jobs back to America...”

Ford XVI: “Here he goes, kissing ass again.”

N. Tesla: “If you had better ideas, you wouldn’t have to kiss ass.”

G. Motors: “Hey, grunt! You’ll be peeling potatoes for a month! Better shut your trap!”

F. Chrysler: “Bada bing! He’s right, General. You no have good ideas. You have a Silverado four-cylinder that gets worse gas mileage than the V-8! Heyy, how you do that??”

D. J. Trump: “Fake news!”

Ford XVI: “Nah, it was in a story by Eric C. Evarts, in Green Car Reports. Look it up, sir.”

F. Chrysler: “Hahaha, that’s what the bailout got you? Give me billions, I bring you a better return. You get a nice Jeep. Guarantee!”

D. J. Trump: “Anyway, the bailout was before I won the White House. A big, big win! Huuuuge!

N. Tesla: “He’s right about that...”

G. Motors: “Never mind that, soldier. We are bringing jobs back for you, Mr. President. MAGA!”

Ford XVI: “Actually, you just put a lot of people out of work, by closing the plant at Lordstown, Ohio. Your new Blazer is slated to be built south of the border. Was that ‘Make Mexico Great Again?’”

N. Tesla: “If you want a wall, Mr. President, maybe it should be one that stops our companies from shipping jobs to foreign countries...”

D. J. Trump: “Your attitude is sad, Just sad!”

Ford XVI: “I have no trouble building vehicles right here in the USA!”

G. Motors: “Hah! Get in line, pilgrim. All you make are SUVs and trucks!”

Ford XVI: “That’s all people are buying. SUVs and trucks.”

F. Chrysler: “Hoo boy, it’s true I tell you. I can’t give away anything but my Jeeps and Ram trucks. Maybe some minivans for the Soccer Moms. Heyyy!”

N. Tesla: “The smart money is on what I make!”

(Laughter echoes once again.)

D. J. Trump: “Anyway, the economy is doing really well. Really, really well. That is why I asked all of you to attend this meeting. We are doing really well and I wanted your ideas on how to keep booming. I really think we are booming in America.”

Ford XVI: “I don’t know. If the General keeps laying off workers here and in Canada, there won’t be anybody left with a job to afford one of his cars.”

G. Motors: “Wash that mouth out with soap, grunt! I’ll have you doing a five-mile hike for talk like that!”

F. Chrysler: “Heyy, you testy today. Who pee in your Cheerios, General?”

N. Tesla: “When enough drivers think about the environment, you’ll all be out of work.”

D. J. Trump: “It’s a hoax! More fake news!”

Ford XVI: “Nicky has a point. We are all working on electric vehicles.”

F. Chrysler: “Heyy, you can charge your Dodge Charger. Hahaha!”

G. Motors: “We’re working on that, too, soldier!”

D. J. Trump: “However you slice it, the jobs are rolling back into America. Rolling. Rolling, rolling. So many jobs. We are winning. Every day.”

G. Motors: “I am proud to salute you. Commander in Chief!”

F. Chrysler: “There you go, kissing more butt.”

N. Tesla: “I am proud to be ahead of the curve!”

G. Motors: “Out front of your curve, grunt? I’d say that was my Chevy Volt!”

Ford XVI: “Yeah, for 38 miles. Then it’s either gas like a regular car or plug it in somewhere. Woo hoo.”

F. Chrysler: “Whaaat, that don’t make me yell for more. Who wants to buy a rig like that?”

N. Tesla: “Nobody. That’s why production ended in February.”

G. Motors: “Drop and give me 20 push-ups, soldier!”

F. Chrysler: “Kiss my culo, idiota!”

Ford XVI: “Better luck next time, General.”

G. Motors: “Keep your helmet on! Now I got the Chevy Bolt. With EPA estimated 238 miles on a charge. Run that up your flagpole.”

Ford XVI: “Adjusted for weather conditions, wind, loaded weight or driving uphill...”

F. Chrysler: “Heyyy, what comes after that? The Chevy Dolt? You are being a joker.”

N. Tesla: “I own the electric market. Who would you trust? Me or General M. and the old guard?”

D. J. Trump: “I trust the American people. Legal people. People here legally. My people. Whatever kind of car they drive...

(A loud argument ensues with everyone around the desk.)

Rolf Spritzer: (Interrupting) “Thank you to our viewers from coast to coast and around the world. This is Concerned Cable News, information and views you can use!”

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